Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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