at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
nutella sex= disaster
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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