pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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