And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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