Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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