How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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