You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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