from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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