You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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