The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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