But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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