Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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