operation harelip BJ is a go
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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