No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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