that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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