okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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