So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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