so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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