Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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