And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My penis needs a shock collar
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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