IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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