I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
