I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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