VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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