It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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