yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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