It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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