I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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