in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
