there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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