id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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