i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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