IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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