no. you can't hotbox the world.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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