i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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