Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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