In the future we'll all be gay
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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