Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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