He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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