I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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