Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He better not be in your backpack
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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