Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I think I just sharted jello shots
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