I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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