we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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