hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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