i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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