I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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