I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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