I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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