its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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