It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
